Hi! My wife Lisa and I have a 12 year old boy named Jackson and a 9 year old girl named Lauren. Jackson's a sweet kid who loves math and science and is already way beyond me when it comes to computers. Lauren may seem shy, but ask her about animals, especially West Highland White Terriers, and she'll talk your fluffy little ears off!
Friday night is our family "Star Trek and pizza night," and we like to go for hikes and bike rides. On weekends I play ice-hockey with other old, slow guys, and I'm eager to take the kids to a Kings or Ducks game soon! Lisa and I are also the owners of 2 self-serve frozen yogurt stores, so we like to support other small business owners!
The hoity-toity New York store Hermes (I u-tubed it, and it's pronounced "er-MEZ" so you won't embarras yourself when you go in there) is now offering a tee-shirt made of crocodile skin.
The lovely shirt (and by lovely, I mean hideous) can be yours for a mere $91,500, which is about twice the median American househould income. So, save up for a few years! Or put it on layaway!
As for me, I won't wear it if it doesn't come in a 5-pak from Hanes. And that goes for pants too.