Hi! My wife Lisa and I have a 12 year old boy named Jackson and a 9 year old girl named Lauren. Jackson's a sweet kid who loves math and science and is already way beyond me when it comes to computers. Lauren may seem shy, but ask her about animals, especially West Highland White Terriers, and she'll talk your fluffy little ears off!
Friday night is our family "Star Trek and pizza night," and we like to go for hikes and bike rides. On weekends I play ice-hockey with other old, slow guys, and I'm eager to take the kids to a Kings or Ducks game soon! Lisa and I are also the owners of 2 self-serve frozen yogurt stores, so we like to support other small business owners!
Today was supposed to be casual friday around here, so I put on the new jeans I bought a couple weeks ago. (Not shown here! But this is the idea!) Unfortunately, I'd just washed them for the first time, and now they are way too tight! They also lost an inch or two in length, so not only am I stuffed into tight jeans, I also have exposed ankles.
Just off the phone with my wife Lisa, who said "Yeah, right. The jeans shrunk. That's my excuse too."
"They DID," I insisted,
"Yeah, that's what every woman says; 'the jeans shrunk!'"
But in my case, it's true. And all that Mountain Dew and Oreos the last few weeks had NOTHING to do with it!