It's true!  A new survey says that between showering, shaving, stylin' and picking out clothes, the average man takes 75 minutes to get ready.  For a woman, just 70 minutes.  Talk about a role reversal!  What happened? 

And wait a minute.  it just got worse.  Turns out that 98% of us (men) plan out our outfits in advance.  So there's really no excuse.  Especially that "I've got to put on my new face" thing that your wife/girlfriend always pulls.  WE'VE GOT THE SAME FACE ALL THE TIME. 

But here's where I break with the norm.  Apparently 3/4 of us try on a few different things before we settle on what to step out the door in.  My wife will say, "That shirt doesn't match."  And I balk at changing because that's 4 whole buttons I have to unbutton and rebutton.  And I whine.  It's good to be 8 years old.  But that's a whole different survey... (Photo from www.bravesoldier.com)