Weekday Mornings 5am-9am
Talk about your Mars/Venus. In a recent survey, it was discovered that women were most likely to:
1. Hit a parked car
2. Back into another car
3. Get into an accident in a parking lot
4. Crash while pulling out a parking spot onto a road
5. Crash on a side street
So, I'm just asking if this could be because you ladies could be mildly inattentive, primping or applying makeup while you should be paying better attention to to the task at hand. But, again, this is pretty minor stuff.
As for the guys, when it comes to highway mishaps, WE GO BIG! Get this. The Big 5 accidents on our side:
1. Hit a pedestrian
2. Have a head-on collision
3. Have a multi-car accident
4. hit a guard rail
5. Drive off the road and DOWN AN EMBANKMENT!
So, it looks that while the girls are playing fairly innocuous bumper cars, the boys are causing massive damage with extensive loss of life and limb. WE ARE LUNATICS. So, here's what we do. You guys get the car onto the street and then as you approach the freeway onramp, hand the keys to your woman.
It's obvious. We guys can't be trusted over 30 (mph). (photo from mytvmoments.com)