Here they are.  These are the qualities which men look for in the perfect woman:

Men want women who...

Laugh at their jokes

Have brown hair

Wear the color red (Hmmm, GIRL POWER! Yeah! I find that attractive.)

Have little feet

Are well educated

Are 2-4 years younger than us

Have a large chest

Have narrow hips

Make LOTS OF MONEY

Make LOTS OF MONEY (I know I did that one twice. We like money a lot!)

And...

Have long legs

Curiously, my morning co-host, who feels gypped, fell short on three of those requirements.  And which gyp is which?  You'll have to talk to Teri Ann... (photo from thedahlfamily.org)